What’s up, friends?

While a one-of-a-kind and artistic piece of architecture, today’s home looks like the panopticon of living.

This dystopian fortress offers 10 bathrooms, 5 bedrooms, and 1 gated entrance that looks more like a cell block than a home.

You enter into -what appears to be- an inhabited parking garage. At least it’s got a great view? 

I’m legit scared that the fireplace is going to come alive and eat me.

The kitchen is equally as soulless: a commercial kitchen with fluorescent lighting.  

Yes, it has an infinity pool, home theater, dance studio, and wine room. But with a $68 million price tag, I’d hope so!

This home bar looks like you might be served by a robot waiter.

The listing says, curved hallways and rigid features “leave you wondering if James Bond is around the corner” - umm… is that supposed to be a good thing? Armed international spies around every corner doesn’t sound like a selling point to me!

This bedroom has great views from these floor to ceiling windows, but those hanging pod lamps next to the bed look more like dangling nuclear warheads than cozy bedside lighting!

And the bathroom? Horrifying. They’ve officially taken this dystopian spaceship theme too far.

Anyone wanna bathe in a small industrial vat? Check out the runes etched into the front panel of this “bath tub.” If anyone can read ancient Viking runes, let me know, I need to know what this says.

From some angles, this house is inviting. From others, I fear for my life. And I don’t want that from a home.

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Til next time,

Jess @Homes.tastrophes

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